That's So Hot

Authors: Ethan
Location: Unknown

“That’s So Hot"
The Life and Times of Paris Hilton

Directed by: Uwe Boll
Written by: Paris Hilton
Original Music by: Paris Hilton
Produced by: The Team of Poseidon

Principal Cast:

Paris Hilton as Herself
Nicole Ritchie as Herself
The Guy from the Sex Tape as Himself
Hillary Duff as Lindsay Lohan

Tagline: "Life isn’t all that simple… or is it?"

Synopsis: From the producers of Poseidon comes a new $150 million epic: That’s So Hot. Many people think that being Paris Hilton is all glitz and glam, and it is, but this brilliant addition to cinema vividly describes how much glitz and glam in really in Paris Hilton’s life. It shows her from the infamous sex tape days all the way to her feud with Nicole Ritchie. This is one movie that is so hot, we are just going to keep telling you how hot it is.

What the press would say:

Oscar. That is the only word that comes to mind after seeing this unbelievable movie. From the beginning, it starts off with a bang. The Paris birth scene is one that will go down in the ages as the greatest scene in cinema history.

Uwe Boll has really created a masterpiece. This movie ranks with such classics as Lord of the Rings, A Clockwork Orange, and the Godfather, as Mr. Boll himself has raised his status to above Steven Spielberg's. His ability to really portray the easy life of Paris Hilton is remarkable. I feel very certain in saying that only this genius could have directed this movie.

Paris Hilton, showing lights of Orson Welles in a starring and writing role (her next picture she is also directing and producing), really captured her life through brilliant dialogue and new techniques on acting. Her ability to play such a diverse role of many emotions was simply breathtaking. Not only does this girl know how to act, but her music provided such a backbone to the picture.

In excellent supporting roles are Nicole Ritchie and The Guy from the Sex Tape, both playing themselves. Nicole Ritchie really shows stupidity when acting in “The Simple Life” scenes and I could have sworn they used the actual sex tape because The Guy from the Sex Tape’s acting left me wanting more.

The obvious show stealer here is Hillary Duff playing Lindsay Lohan. Duff really captured the sluttyness, ignorance, and sheer alcohol ridden madness that Lohan exhibits in real life. Bravo to Ms. Duff.

All in all, this movie is exactly what the Academy wants. I recommend this movie to all who wish they had a better life.

Nominations:

Best Picture- The Team of Poseidon (Win)
Best Director- Uwe Boll (Win)
Best Actress-Paris Hilton (Win)
Best Supporting Actor- The Guy from the Sex Tape (Win)
Best Supporting Actress- Nicole Ritchie (Loss)
Best Supporting Actress- Hillary Duff (Win)
Best Original Score- Paris Hilton (Win)
Best Original Song- Paris Hilton (Loss- to Dick Cheney)
Best Original Screenplay- Paris Hilton (Win)
Best Foreign Language Film- The Team of Poseidon (Loss- to Vin Deisel)
Best Makeup- Andy Dick (Win)